Situation 1 :
Inside a meeting room. 10 men and a lady were sitting around a large table. The room was very cold, but nobody brought any jacket. There are pictures on the wall. Pictures of Yang di-Pertuan Agong and Permaisuri Agong, a harbour scenery, and few motivational posters. A quiet hum of a projector filled the room. The humming seemed to fade as the Chairman starts to talk. All heads turned to the Chairman.
Chairman : Please propose a name to be the Leader of our upcoming project.
Man : I propose Mr Wise Man to be the Leader.
All : We agree! He's the best man to do the job!
Mr Wise Man : Err..I don't know. ( Seemed reluctant )
Man 1 : Don't worrylah, we support you! You just have to arrrange for the meeting, be the chairman, and we can do the rest!
Man 2 : Iya, iya! Be our Leader, We will stand behind you! (Followed with applause and cheers from others)
Mr Wise Man : (Smiling) Correct, correct, correct. How far behind?
(All laughing)
Situation 2:
In a room, the kids were playing with their toys, one of them took a pencil and scribbled on the table. The mother screamed.
Mother : Boy! Stop it!
Father : Yeah boy! No! It's tiring to clean off your scribblings on the wall last time!
Girl : Ask Mother to do it, then.
(Baik punya recommendation, suruh aku pulak.)
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